May 2012
that is so totally tubular
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“tubular” is a synonym for “cool” or “awesome”
start using it spread the word
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omg remember when we said “sweeeeet!”
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reservoirhotdogs said: fish like that are why i am afraid of deep water
it’s a canadian fish too
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i-like-the-dodos said: what kind of fish is that?
a sturgeon.
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saltypotion:
patronsaintofqualityfootwear:
oh god can’t go to detroit i might get shot oh god can’t go anywhere surrounding detroit i might get judged by rich folks oh god can’t go anywhere else in this state it’s the middle of nowhere you are never safe in michigan just stay out
there is no escape there are piranhas in the great lakes
sturgeon will eat you
there is really nothing all that scary about this place unless you have some weird fear of deer or fish or guns
saltypotion:
patronsaintofqualityfootwear:
i feel safer in detroit and pontiac than i do in bloomfield hills or birmingham or troy just saying
lukie have you been to flint oh my god
yes and i feel safer in flint than i do here so maybe i’m just broken
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oh god can’t go to detroit i might get shot
oh god can’t go anywhere surrounding detroit i might get judged by rich folks
oh god can’t go anywhere else in this state it’s the middle of nowhere
you are never safe in michigan just stay out
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i feel safer in detroit and pontiac than i do in bloomfield hills or birmingham or troy
just saying
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detroit is only really scary to be in if you’re an idiot or really racist
i mean there are bad parts but they’re still not actually that bad
i am actually really shocked by how the entire country has this fear of a single city
people from michigan who exaggerate the crime issues in a non-joking context
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if i “crush” on someone it just means that i find them great and it would be nice to have them around to look at and maybe occasionally poke
it’s like right between a crush and a squish
my mom is starting to get concerned that i just don’t have “crushes” on ANYTHING
the babe of all babes →
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mydollheartlightupwithjoy:
luna, boston, kevin, korey, tots, lukie, are all babes idk i’m just naming random people that are on that i like
i’m so stuffed up i cant even drink water ugh i’m scared to sleep what if i stop breathing
oh my god
go colin
“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
– no one (via buttforce)
it has officially been exactly a week since house ended
omg i wish you guys could hear the sound my elbow is making right now it hurts like fuck but it’s pretty cool
my monday alarm for house just went off i’m gonna cry
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oH MY GOD my dad found a way to make youk charge the mound in this game and it only works when porcello is pitching i am SCREAMING
my dad was watching house and i walked in and screamed “TOO SOON” and ran out
i’m in too much pain to even cry now
help
oh my god i somehow make money in this house and i pay for certain foods and my brother and his asshat friends eat and drink all of it
Watch
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for future reference: two parts vernors, one part banana schnapps
also: banana schnapps and watermelon
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watching baseball with gabby is the best thing
severely hurt arm, need to rest, don’t rest, increase severity of injury, take anti inflammatories, get sick on anti inflammatories, arm still hurts
i think i’m dying
i tweeted it to hnm imgonna go die now
i hate being on anti inflammatories jessus christ i wat to curl uo ad die
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i am going to rewrite all of the junie b jones books so they’re about cj wilson
aw man the meds are wearing off my arm is starting to hurt again
