October 2011
i don’t care how cold i am i am not lifting fifty pounds of dog onto the bed to keep me warm
delilah’s a counter surfer and she drinks from the toilets
she’s kinda almost figuring out how to get up on furniture
this will be exciting
i would care if any of you committed suicide and i shouldn’t have to reblog a post to make that known
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we got home an hour ago and delilah seemed to feel right at home the second we walked in
it’s so weird having a big dog in the house
September 2011
how long have i loved lord of the rings
how long have i been into aerosmith
how did it take me this long to put this together
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oh god what’s happening we suddenly changed the dog’s name from delilah to lafawnduh
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the only thing that gets me through school is knowing that i’m better than everyone else in that building
i’m only like three quarters serious
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i’m playing you gotta move so my brother and his friend can pretend to have a shootout
my brother’s friend’s mom just called and she thought i was my brother even though i said several times that it was his sister
patronsaintofqualityfootwear:
“it probably ran away because you were making it have sex with a horse.”
let me clarify that “it” is a lego harry potter keychain
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four hours
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john lennon never even met simon cowell
“retainers are like bras for your teeth”
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
me: No.
Doctor: Are you waiting for marriage, or for Mick Jagger to start aging backwards?
really guys →
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http://tinychat.com/beggarsbanquet →
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http://directmenow.ytmnd.com/ →
