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god okay i’m going to bed
there are laws against naming your children after titles (king, president, etc) can we have a law that stops bands from using the names of places
davy: wow look at all these girls this is great
mike: shut up whore we r here to play music
davy: wow random girl i love you
girl: oh no wait i'm actually like a crocodile princess whore and now you and all your friends have to die cos you're a white british male
mike: fUCKING DAVY
the other night i cut the back of my knee shaving okay so it wasn’t a cut it was more like a huge gouge right in the crease of the back of my knee and now every time i straighten my leg it opens up and bleeds and denim hurts it and ugh
really i don’t mean to hurt anyone i mean sometimes i do and it’s very obvious when i want to hurt someone but i would never ever hurt anyone on here intentionally please tell me if i ever hurt you i’m sorry
guys if i ever do anything or have ever done anything that upsets you please please please tell me so i won’t be hurt just let me know so i don’t do it again please
breannasaysthings said: Why would you be in trouble? They disapprove of the movie? yeah they’ve never seen it though and i watched it this afternoon and so it shows up as recently watched on netflix
okay i just walked through the room and my mom said “so how was brokeback mountain” and i said “i haven’t seen it but i hear it’s pretty good” and they gave me funny looks
my family is looking for something to watch on netflix and i just heard my dad say “brokeback mountain? who was watching that?”
themadmod said: Lukie what did I tell you about eating phones? not to do it no more but this here is an ipod
i was trying to be steven tyler but i just made the corners of my mouth bleed
sosaidsaigonsyl: This is a video I made for Lukie. Hope you like it!
roseatemetallicblue replied to your photo: god i hate my teeth they’re like perfect though i’m jealous omg lukie because i had braces and i didn’t want them i liked my teeth the way they were
i can’t recall the last time gabe said something to me that didn’t have sexual undertones
i aim to be able to play all the songs on ziggy stardust on piano by eventually
thechampionofliberty replied to your photo: all the songs i have over fifteen minutes I feel like a successful progressive rock artist cause you’re on there twice
i’m seeing my aunt this week remind me to ask her if a viewing of field of dreams is a mandatory part of becoming an american citizen
my brother is friends with some twenty something year old guy on xbox live and my mom thinks it’s creepy and she’s like “your sister doesn’t talk to old people online” and i’m like well i can name a few several i can name a few several
i like how my mom tells everyone i’m retarded because of the computer that’s cool mom
while alyssa was in kalamazoo doing cool kalamazooian things i took a nap and then watched brokeback mountain and then took another nap and then finished brokeback mountain and then i cried for a while
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum’s sister gets nailed by Kelso.
i just plugged this hard drive in for the first...
clurrmonkey replied to your post: alright my external hard drive is making some… Is it over heating no i just plugged it in for the first time and it’s beeping and clicking and whirring and vibrating
thechampionofliberty replied to your post: so the most pretentious genre on my ipod is… the most pretentious genre on your ipod is the kjartan genre probably considering that it’s called “kjartan”
alright my external hard drive is making some weird ass sounds help
there is literally one girl in my photo class who likes me and she always seems really interested in what i have to say and i mean i say pretty boring stuff to people before i’ve studied them enough so i’m like “well this one time i dropped a bowl of spaghetti on the floor” and she’s got this genuine look of interest and laughs and i’m like wow okay what’s...